Everyone was drunk last night. Wastey-face, sorority-girl, spring-break-a-Panama-City-Beach shoes, vomit-on-your-own drunk. Well, except Bethenny, because she is pregnant. And Jill because Jill was not the episode (at all!). But all the other Real Housewives of New York City were throwing back drinks as if they had just done with finals.
They drank and ate, ate and drank, and then shouted at each other and revealed some latent lesbian tendencies. Ramona danced the jig white middle-aged woman during what she called “turtle time”, and there were some Hooters girls. As hard as everything was alcoholic, I chose the cruise over alcohol LuAnn awkward date with a slobbering Manchild any day. I mean, he seemed to have lights.
Let’s just go ahead and get the unpleasantness of the middle: LuAnn imagine a singer from Atlanta Kim just loves it and she found a producer with a Mohawk that was in fact the record as thinking that she is just great. Also wearing his sunglasses inside and I think the trend says a lot about a person’s ability to make thoughtful, well reasoned decisions. As for the actual recording, we all know how that is partly because we all watched Kim do on and off for two seasons, but went into LuAnn, registered, hit about one third of the notes, but I have the self-tuned in an inch of his life. The scenes where she sang were terrible, but thankfully short, and I do not think too much blood leaking from my ears in the process.
In a very pleasant, Bethenny, Kelly, Alex and Sonja Ramona accompanied on his trip to St. John the bachelorette, who insisted on referring to a “hen party”, despite the fact that Ramona was married for 17 years. The place looked beautiful and Ramona rented a ginormous yacht for all of them, and Kelly, when she saw him, she took of in a dead sprint Toward like if he came to the first boat that would take him. Incidentally, Kelly does not know what the phrase “eat crow” means or have fake sugar gummy bears in them. These are just some of the things we learned while the ladies were about to get a vacation destination.